Hayley Marie Coppin has just finished decorating her new office and she wants to know what you think. The verdict: the antique map on the wall, the green glass desk lamp, the vintage telephone, and the complete absence of any clothing whatsoever make for an extremely compelling workspace. She holds the old telephone receiver to her ear with a grin so wide and delighted it could power a city, long blonde hair tumbling across her bare shoulders, and the overall effect is something between a 1970s movie poster and the best Monday morning in living memory. Yes, Hayley. We think the office looks wonderful.
The excitement of the new decor, she explains, is very much the point. And as she perches on the desk and drapes herself across the chair and leans forward on her elbows with that irresistible look in her eyes, it becomes clear that the office is not really the most exciting thing in the room. Hayley is nude, she is delighted, she is surrounded by antique charm and warm lamplight, and any meeting held in this office would have a zero percent chance of being about work.